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Unable to Adult
I may have just turned 39, but there’s still much I have to learn about adulting. This week I actually gave myself a massive pat on the...
A Torturous Tail (Part Two)
I refuse to be outsmarted by a rodent. Even if he has hoodwinked Charlie into being his sidekick. I am better than this. I am the...
A Torturous Tail (Part One)
I have a problem. Well OK, I have many problems, but this is a new one. In the grand scheme of things it’s only a small problem, pretty...
Uber Romantic: A 21st Century Dating Story
It wasn’t long after signing back up to online dating that the telephone numbers started to come through. This isn’t me bragging; it’s...
Sorting the Muscles from the Brussels
After all the talk and posturing and procrastinating and excuses, I finally did it. I’ve spent the past month back on a certain dating...
Grey Days
When did having grey hair suddenly become cool? One of my students – a soon-to-be 18 year old – has just spent a fortune dyeing her...
It's a Dog's Life
It’s official. My dog has a more active sex life than me. I have no idea if it’s related to spring, or the fact that he’s just reached...
A Whiter Shade of Pale
I am a lucky lady. This Easter I was treated to a holiday in Tenerife. And not just in Tenerife, but in a 5* hotel in Tenerife. Champagne...
Patience is a Virtue
I am not a patient person. Not even slightly. To say my expectations are unrealistic would be a huge understatement. When I order food in...
Putting the Past to Bed
I am in mourning. Tomorrow I am having a new bed delivered, and my wonderful, super-king, pine goliath of a bed is about to be broken...
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